Health fanatics release your zeal! The cranberry bran muffin is everything you want your kids to grow up eating. When your neighbor comes over for coffee these will let them know you mean business when it comes to the welfare of your home, also, you could, if you were dishonest, pretend, maybe just a little, that you baked them yourself.
Frank wouldn’t blame you. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all.