The Pecan Tree is a large deciduous tree, but it out to be called a de-cidu-licious tree. Which is why Frank went to Fresno State University down in California, one of the world’s foremost agriculture schools. There he learned to splice, and progress certain characteristics in the Pecan Tree.
Needless to say, after winning a Fulbright Scholarship, which allowed Frank to pursue his research, he developed the finest pecans in existence. Then he kindly packaged those pecans in a muffin for your convenience.