Ah, the love tale of the Strawberry and the Rhubarb encased in a floured destiny.
This is of higher stuff than Romeo and Juliet. A Montigue wanted to marry a Capulet, but here a Rhubarb wanted to be a berry.
Alas, it could never be so.
So, to ease the that tragedy Frank Michaud married the two house of technical-vegetable and berry in muffin matrimony.